I walk into my brothers’ room to see what they are doing. I find my little brother, Johnny, with an electric mop/sweeper thing cleaning the floors. Everything is picked up and spotless.
Me: What brought on this revolution?
Johnny: Nothing. What are you talking about?
Me: Never mind. What are you doing?
Johnny: Cleaning.
Me: Why?
Johnny: Because mom told me to.
Me: Really?
Johnny: Yeah.
Me: Are you getting paid by mom?
Johnny: No. Why would some one need to pay me to clean my own room?
Me: Because your evil like that.
Johnny: **Evil Smile**
ALL TRUE!! XD LOL